Instead, let me recount for you a recent conversation I had with Toe, the soon-to-be seven year-old theologian of the BS house:
Toe: (at the end of saying breakfast blessing) Press the LORD!
Me: Um, Toe, you mean "Praise" the LORD?
Toe: (belches) No, "press" the LORD, Mommy, like in church.
Hub: (whistles, quickly becomes interested in the ceiling)
Toe: Mommy, you know what I mean...(sighs with intolerance to my stupidity)...like when you just press the LORD and talk to Him and stuff.
Me: You mean like pressing a button, like on the phone?
Toe: Yeah (speaking slowwwwly, so I get it)...or a text. Or gmail.
Roo: Beep beep beep! Press it, Tov!
Me: Oh... or the iPad?
Toe: (pats me on the shoulder) Exactly.
Thus always remember, no matter how unfeasible it may seem, even Toe knows our good God is only a tap of the finger away, as He has promised to be. Welcome back to the blah blah blog, enjoy your day, and don't forget to press the LORD.