Hundreds of birds falling from the sky all over the world, millions of fish washing ashore, Jenny McCarthy finally getting called out as the decade's greatest false prophet of autism. Fluoride in the water wrecking kids' teeth,Tie fighters on the sun, cats playing pattycake.
So, as a balm to this week's news, here's a little taste of truth you can take to the bank, from the mouth of an innocent babe:
Toe's Truths of the Week:
"Monkies get in a zoo of trouble!"
"You shouldn't run with a hand full of yellow paint."
"Hair on a guy's face isn't always called a beard or moustache."
"You know it's Tokyo if the cars are little and the lights are bright."
"Back-to-school means you have to go back and you have to stay forever and ever and you can't ever leave."
'Fireflies are not for eating."
'I like future tense. It's when you haven't learned the song yet, but you will."
"Six is more than five, unless you eat one."