A handsome and handy gift for literary types who've been known to enjoy a cocktail or two. "Cogito Sumere Potum Alterum" in gold leaf on the spine of the volume speaks...volumes. Take it to book club meetings, hide it on a shelf (next to your ceramic bibliofluvia), or give it to a "spirited" bibliophile you know!
Described as "the perfect accessory for your kitchen toolbelt," this knife ensures you can cut your cake and eat it too. Perfect for the man in your life who wields an oven mitt, gluten-free goodie bakers and fruitcake eaters alike!
Yes, bandages of bacon. Treat your loved-one's minor cuts, scrapes and scratches to the amazing healing power of pork. A treat for the pig enthusiast and hyperlipidemia sufferer, these faux meat strips will also make delectable conversation pieces in your End Times go-bag first aid kit.
Be da bomb by giving your favorite hood rat this perfect piece of crib candy. Yo hizzle is yo castle after all, and this door mat will be the fo' sho' way to put the stamp of coolness on any Eastside Pride! domicile. Dawg.