Transcript of surgeons reviewing my questionable pre-op exam results:
Dr. Bollywood: Wow, according to the report, girl's ferritin level is so low it's undetectable--she is Xtremely anemic! (covers mouth dramatically)
Dr. Messerschnipper: Hmmm... Wait! I know! Let's do bloodless surgery--it's Xtreme, but it may work! (snaps fingers with triumph)
Dr. Bollywood: OMG! The lab says she has strep and didn't even know it! That is an Xtremely infectious bacteria! (strokes leather case of newly-minted personal scalpel set)
Dr. Messerschnipper: Huh... That could be Xtremely challenging to control after the stress of surgery, but let's go for it anyway! Hoo ha! (punches air)
Dr. Bollywood: Looks here like the physical therapist thinks her current level of muscle spasm in her dislocated jaw may make intubation an Xtreme challenge! (slaps forehead)
Dr. Messerschnipper: True! But.. We could always inject her jaw muscles with an Xtremely powerful muscle relaxant to make prying it open a can-do operation! (slams table)
Dr. Bollywood: Sounds like an Xtremely unusal and fascinating surgery to me--let's do it!
So, you know, see you later (maybe).