After the whole Wiki Leaks scandal, I guess I'm not surprised the media got ahold of my Naughty List. I mean, c'mon. Nothing is really safe in this post-Google world. Nothing's sacred.
Do I seem bitter? Well, I'm not. I'm Santa, and I don't do "bitter."
Anyways, some hay has been made about certain names on the list, but, ahem, I am neither here to confirm nor deny sensational internet hearsay. Ho ho ho. I am here only to share the great message of Christmas cheer as a guest of the blog's "author."
So, remember: Christmas is serious business, and no self-promoting mudslinging yahoo journalist ought to go mucking around in North Pole affairs, you get me?
Oh. And "Jesus is the reason for the season." 89 more shopping days 'til Xmas. Etc., etc.